Saturday, February 21, 2009

What A Bummer This Guy Is

From American Digest:

"Soothing's what we'd like a little bit of right now, dude. Not more bring-downs and bummers. You are just not being the mellow dude we thought you'd be in those real sharp suits. Instead, you are harshing the mellow every time you open your mouth.

So just take a break for a bit and let the country catch its breath. Dig it. What ever you think you're doing, it. is. not. helping. It. is. bumming. us. out.

Enough with the endless billion/trillion bills and the fat fear mongering. Enough with the angry school marm lecturing. Enough with the big daddy warnings of stiffer punishment to come if we don't shape up like right now.

Face it, man, every time you talk about saving and creating jobs thousands of people get ejected out of their jobs with a JATO assist from whatever policy you seem to be whipping out at the moment. Every time you speak of the future it gets grimmer.

Lately it seems that all you have to do is glance away from the teleprompter and hesitate and, boom!, there goes another 100 point drop in the Dow. And then, when you find the next sentence and say it, whap! there's goes another 100 points. I'm not sure if the Dow can sink beneath absolute zero, but I'm not curious to find out."

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