Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bumpersticker Mania

I have to admit that I love bumperstickers. Here is a collection of my favorites from a recent post at Dr. Helen's:

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

"I'll share the road with a runner, if you'll share the sidewalk with my van."

"PRO CHOICE - about everything. Libertarian Party."

“This Bumper Isn't BIG ENOUGH For What I've Got to Say!”

"STOP GLOBAL WHINING"

“United States Marine Corps: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.”

"If ignorance is bliss, why are most people so unhappy?"

“Maybe if Tibet is really good, in its next life it will come back as a country."

"Free Tibet, with qualifying purchase of Nepal. Offer good while supplies last."

“Wag more - Bark less”

“Its God's job to judge the terrorists. It’s our job to arrange the meeting.United States Marine Corps"

"Except for ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism WAR has never solved anything."

“There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and those who don't.”

"Global Warming is a faith-based initiative"

“Beware the lollipop of mediocrity, too many licks and you suck for life.”

“Extremists should be shot.”

“A day without fusion is a day without sunshine.”

"186,000 miles per second - Not just a good idea, but the law!"

“I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, JUST DON'T ASK ME TO PAY FOR IT.”

“Dyslexics of the world - Untie!”

"My blinker is a warning not a request."

“If God does not destroy San Francisco and Los Angeles, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah a real apology.”

"You're Pro-Choice and Your Child Will Never Vote"

"People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do."

Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow

"Conservatives hate what people do; Liberals hate who people are.”

“Compost: Because a rind is a terrible thing to waste.”

“Talk is cheap - supply exceeds demand.”

“Tyrants don't listen to reason that's why we have cruise missiles.”

“Give Peace A Chance - Kill Terrorists.”

“Earth First – We’ll strip mine the other planets later”

“I am an escapee of a political correction facility”

“Fight Global Warming – Turn on the A/C”

“Honk If You Voted For Gore – that’s the big button in the middle of your steering wheel”

“The road to Hell is paved with Liberals”

“Peace Had A Chance”

“Welcome To America – Now, Speak English!”

“Celebrate Truth Not Diversity”

5 comments:

Meg said...

Just think of how suprised people would be to glance at your car, seeing all those bumper stickers... one would assume it would be a bunch of liberal lip... save the whales, give peace a chance, blah blah blah....and then if they actually read them :-)

I saw a great t-shirt today
Meat is Murder

Country Squire said...

Gee and I thought "Meat Is Murder" was the title of a Smith's album.

I tend to give people with more than one bumpersticker (other than political ones at election time) a lot of space since they are usually wackos. If I was going to put one of these on my car I'd have to say my favorite is "Free Tibet, with qualifying purchase of Nepal. Offer good while supplies last."

Coldie said...

That was way too funny!
I would have to say my fav ones were:
“Its God's job to judge the terrorists. It’s our job to arrange the meeting.United States Marine Corps"
“If God does not destroy San Francisco and Los Angeles, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah a real apology.”
“Welcome To America – Now, Speak English!”
"You're Pro-Choice and Your Child Will Never Vote"

Country Squire said...

I'm glad you enjoyed them. Some are a little more subtle than others.

Coldie said...

is Meg, the Megan I think it is?