Examples courtesy of The Surrealist Compliment Generator:
"The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me."
"Your petulance is seduction unto extinction."
"The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism."
"The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish villa ablaze."
"You are the sound of one lip kissing."
"Timepieces could not know your age."
"So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle."
"What beautiful negligence you wear!"
"Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero."