Quote Of The Day - Mothers Day Edition

In honor of Mothers Day, you get a two for one Quote Of The Day.

What harried mother has never felt this way?

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
- Mother Teresa (1910 - 1997)

And now, from the sublime to the ridiculous.

"Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."
- Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmy and Billy

Miss Lillian, we wish you had stayed a virgin too.