Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Candidate Wanted

Jaded conservative voter is in the market for a Republican presidential candidate that will not waver in destroying Islamofascism, infringe on my Second Amendment rights, allow continued illegal immigration and/or raise my taxes. Willingness to appoint strict constructionist judges is considered a major plus.

Those not fitting the above description need not apply.

"Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?"

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