The NRO Sponsored Debate

I think debate fatigue is getting to everyone, especially Jonah Goldberg, but this is a debate I'd like to see:

"A friend writes:

NRO couldn’t moderate a debate because it would take far too much money to build Romney a special, diamond encrusted three foot riser/podium, replete with rose colored spotlights and a halo hologram….

He left out that we'd also require that McCain have a half-starved badger chained to his ankle for the entire performance. And every time Giuliani said something about being pro-choice, we'd activate the electrodes wired to his nether regions.

I kid, I kid because I love."