Best Overheard Conversation

M'Lady and I were having breakfast one Saturday morning recently when a rather large local farmer decked out in bibb overalls and a John Deere baseball cap came into the greasy spoon to join his cronies. After verbally abusing the waitress, which apparently was considered good sport by his fellows, and ordering a cup of coffee he leaned back in his chair and said "Well, I guess the drought's over".

The previous evening it had rained 6 inches.