I Love David E. Petzel

the gun editor for Field & Stream:

The Gun Nut: "Through the history of firearms, many of the most effective guns have also been the most graceful, the Kentucky rifle, the Springfield Model 03, the Colt Peacemaker, the Winchester Model 12, the Savage Model 99. Gun designers who put ugly firearms on the market should be sealed in a room where the collected speeches of Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) are played at a deafening volume for all eternity."